[Mr. Mojo]

Helen "The Terrible" Thomas' digusting mug is on my tv screen way too often ......That's a large enough dose of 'ugly' for me.

[WyCoKsRepublican]

#3 Helen Thomas was so ugly as a child, she had to Treat or Treat over the phone!

[Paul Atreides]

Helen Thomas has enough sagging skin to start her own business, selling grafts to burn victims.