Parris the First was shacking up w/ somebody on the state payroll. He managed to get her salary increased by 40% and then divorced his wife (in 1 day, anybody else has to wait a year here) and married his now-preggers honey.
When he became guvnah, he tried to rig the state pension system to begin paying him immediately because he "retired" from being Prince George's Executive.
Shall I go on?