[American Preservative]

FreeTheHostages, thanks for the bump and link on the West Coast Rally thread!

Lots of good information here - PING! : )

Have a GREAT FReep! : )

[FreeTheHostages]

Why Attend the Saturday Rally?

10. Because these anti-war protestors make excellent pets.

9. Because the speaker list (to be disclosed tomorrow) totally rocks.

8. Because we don't want Mudboy Slim to get lonely out there and convert to the other side.

7. Given that Iraqi government feels free to kill its own people, it's highly unlikely that Sadam is creating these weapons of mass destruction in order to spruce up the interior design in his 19 palaces.

6. Because attending is the only way you'll be able to see what Sauropod is going to wear: photos of this will not be taken for camera safety reasons.

5. Because if you don't go, you won't learn from the liberal media that the anti-war protestors are actually anti-American and largely anti-Semetic, with lots of "Down with Zionism" and "Socialism Now" signs.

4. Because DC Chapter protest rules will be in effect, including the rule about good Italian food after the protest.

3. Because if Freepers don't go, the whole mall that day will be an entire waste of space.

2. Because it's the Right thing to do.

And the number one reason . . . .

1. Because the DC Chapter SAID SO!