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Posted on 10/24/2002 10:17:29 AM PDT by vannrox
University of Smith and Wesson
Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my handgun.
Cum catapult proscript erat, tum soli poscript catapultas habebunt.
(If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults)
Greenpiece (with a picture of a green handgun)
Body piercing by Smith & Wesson
If Atlatls were outlawed, only outlaws would have Atlatls.
An atlatl is a primitive weapon, a "spear thrower."
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
My President is Charlton Heston
If you love something, set it free....if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it!
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
My personal favorite.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If you can read this, you are in range.
It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child.
The Second Amendment: The Right to Bear Surface-to- Air Missiles.
An armed society is a polite society.
This is my second favorite.
Notice: Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.
Driver carries less than $20… IN AMMUNITION
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
I just got a gun for my wife - good trade.
Support your right to arm bears.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I'm Pro-Choice. I choose to - eat meat - hunt -fish - trap- wear fur
I'll eat anything as long as it swims, walks, slithers or flies.
Law of the Old West: Smith and Wesson beats four aces
Keep Honking - I'm Reloading.
American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species
Do You Trust Your Government?
God, Guts and Guns keep America free
Gun Owners Do It With More Bang!
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!
Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds
Gun control means using both hands
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
Help Criminals - BAN GUNS
I Love Assault Rifles
I Love Assault Weapons
I Love Machine Guns
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
In Guns We Trust - E Pluribus Bang
Invest In America - Buy A Smith & Wesson
It's The Criminals - Stupid
Kill It & Grill It
My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never.
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens
Piss Off The liberals - Buy a Gun
Remember Waco
Spotted Owls Taste Great
Stop Gun Control - Because Freedom is a Terrible Thing to Waste
This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson
Will Work For Ammo
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!
I Love My Country - But I Fear My Government
Slaves "R" Us - The New World Order
USSA - United Socialist States of America
USSR - United States Socialist Republic
The Road to Hell is Paved With Democrats
Vote Republican - Operation Restore Sanity
Enlighten a Liberal - Shine a Flashlight Under his Rock
Empty The Prisons, Make Room For Congress
Vote Democrat - It's easier than getting a job
Pro Accordian - AND I VOTE
Once I was young and idealistic. Now I'm a Republican.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me
A man with a Gun is a citizen. A man without a Gun is a subject.
A very noteworthy bumper sticker.
Democide - what happens when people are disarmed.
Politicians perfer unarmed peasants
Volk's own site, with all of the posters (not as easily found, but scattered around the site), along with fantastic essays by Volk and others, can be found here
Cheers,
knews hound
I have a range target hanging in my garage. When my daughter is old enough to date, I think I'll hang one in the entry way ;-)
2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control.
3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."
4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991.
5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.
6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.
7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.
8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.
9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense -- give them what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete Shields, Guns Don't Die - People Do, 1981, p.125).
10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.
11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer programmer for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.
12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917.
13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using federally-owned weapons, vehicles, buildings and uniforms, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a "state" militia.
14. These phrases: "right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "enumerations herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," and "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people" all refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arm" refers to the state.
15. "The Constitution is strong and will never change." But we should ban and seize all guns thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments to that Constitution.
16. Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense! Of course, the army has hundreds of thousands of them.
17. Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they aren't "military weapons", but private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles", because they are military weapons.
18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, finger printing, government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school shootings. In the 1940's, 1950's and1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.
19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.
20. Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.
21. A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.
22. Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."
23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.
24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows.
25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority of the population supported owning slaves.
26. Any self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a "weapon of mass destruction" or an "assault weapon."
27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted.
28. The right of Internet pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use of handguns for self defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights.
29. Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and typewriters, but self-defense only justifies bare hands.
30. The ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the Constitution.
31. Charlton Heston, a movie actor as president of the NRA is a cheap lunatic who should be ignored, but Michael Douglas, a movie actor as a representative of Handgun Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the UN arms control summit.
32. Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger capacity pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone and therefore need less ammunition.
33. We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.
34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over hand guns that private citizens can never hope to obtain.
35. Private citizens don't need a gun for self-protection because the police are there to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the police are not responsible for their protection.
36. Citizens don't need to carry a gun for personal protection but police chiefs, who are desk-bound administrators who work in a building filled with cops, need a gun.
37. "Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people. The police need assault weapons. You do not.
38. When Microsoft pressures its distributors to give Microsoft preferential promotion, that's bad; but when the Federal government pressures cities to buy guns only from Smith & Wesson, that's good.
39. Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for defensive purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their duty weapon.
40. Handgun Control, Inc. says they want to "keep guns out of the wrong hands." Guess what? You have the wrong hands.
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