[Timesink]

The same cannot be said of an Islamic superstate.

I never thought I'd see "Islamic" and "superstate" in the same sentence. COWER IN FEAR BEFORE THE MIGHTY POWER OF LEBANON, IMPERIALIST RUNNING DOG!

[Grut]

COWER IN FEAR BEFORE THE MIGHTY POWER OF LEBANON, IMPERIALIST RUNNING DOG!

Can't cower and run at the same time. Should be LACKEY DOG; you can cower and lackey a treat.

[sam_paine]

I never thought I'd see "Islamic" and "superstate" in the same sentence.

I can see it now...post WW-III. The Lebanese superstate fields its first aerospace prize, the F-12345.

Stealthy due to its radar absorbing goat-skin surface, the glider is powered by the outflow boundary of nuclear detonations by the great Satan, thus recycling otherwise environment unfriendly wind. Armaments include 5 to 6 pounds of rocks which can be launched simultaneously from a wicker basket. Counter measures include sand in attacking pilot's eyes, and screams of sheer panic to incite empathy in enemy anti-aircraft emplacements.