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Packers FB Denies Defecation Charge
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| October 29, 2002
Posted on 10/29/2002 3:57:38 PM PST by Leroy S. Mort
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This store just reeks with one liners: "Where's the manure?", "I just wanted to get it over with", "Najeh wants to put this behind him"
To: Leroy S. Mort
I'm certainly no expert in these matters but it seems to me
that a ballistics expert might be needed here. Assuming, of
course, that the projectile has been preserved and is still
available.
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posted on
10/29/2002 4:09:30 PM PST
by
davisfh
To: Leroy S. Mort
No sh!t.
To: Leroy S. Mort
I wonder how much paperwork he had to do.
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posted on
10/29/2002 4:24:54 PM PST
by
BJClinton
To: Leroy S. Mort
Has anyone filed a complaint with the Barry University Anti-Defecation League?
To: Leroy S. Mort
Where's the manure?
If you can't find the sh!t you must acquit.
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posted on
10/29/2002 4:35:32 PM PST
by
lelio
To: Leroy S. Mort
Don't fight it, Najeh, or they'll pile on the charges.
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posted on
10/29/2002 4:49:31 PM PST
by
Eastbound
To: Leroy S. Mort
Who gets to mark Exhibit A?
To: Leroy S. Mort
Jim Rome said this guy "grew a tail". Never heard that euphemism before.
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posted on
10/29/2002 4:52:02 PM PST
by
NYS_Eric
To: Leroy S. Mort
She probably told him to blow it out his ass.
To: Leroy S. Mort
The dude can really run!
No pun intended.
GO PACKERS!!
Super Bowl!
No pun intended.
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posted on
10/29/2002 5:14:19 PM PST
by
damncat
To: Leroy S. Mort
What about DNA analysis on the er eh Evidence
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posted on
10/29/2002 5:24:43 PM PST
by
uncbob
To: Leroy S. Mort
defecated in a sleeping woman's closet Maybe he got sleeping woman's closet confused with water closet. Hey, it could happen!
To: davisfh
No one wanted to be the one to make the call to forensics and have them send someone over to analyze the angle of splatter.
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posted on
10/29/2002 5:44:12 PM PST
by
weegee
To: Leroy S. Mort
Sounds like BS to me!
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posted on
10/29/2002 5:44:57 PM PST
by
weegee
To: Leroy S. Mort
Leroy Leroy Leroy........oy vey
To: Leroy S. Mort
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posted on
10/29/2002 5:48:47 PM PST
by
Consort
To: lelio
If you can't find the crap, my client beats the rap!
To: Leroy S. Mort
They'll need a dump truck to haul all that evidence.
He sounds like a cereal criminal to me.
Something about this case doesn't smell right.
To: Leroy S. Mort
this story stinks
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posted on
10/29/2002 5:52:12 PM PST
by
linn37
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