Leroy S. Mort
Since Jul 23, 1998

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Le roi est mort, vive le roi !

I like snuggling in front of the fire, warm puppies, and dancing slow to Slim Whitman records. I own an autographed picture of the late Boxcar Willie and an original Popiel Pocket Fisherman.

I admire Ann Coulter's mind (except for the evo stuff)...but she's a bit thin for my tastes. Drink a milkshake, Ann, and we'll talk...

I'm a licensed member of the Thread Police.

I'm also one of those "damned immigrants" (since age 6) but I'm a US citizen (and got the paper to prove it) and served MY country as a Capt - USAF - '69-'72 (an 8054).

Regardless of what you may read about me, I'm not an "old fart", I'm only a "middle-aged fart".(Okay, now I'm an old fart)

I used to be With "it". But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems scary and wierd. - Grampa Simpson

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. -Mitch Hedberg