[nickcarraway]

Kodos:My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka... Bob Dole.

Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.

[ThinkDifferent]

Kodos: "I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication."

Marge: "Hmm, that's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk."