[Pharmboy]

...and there's so much more to remember.

[big bad easter bunny]

This explains my photographic memory.

[Aracelis]

Here's good news just for you, Patrick! :-D

[isthisnickcool]

I hope this leads to new medicines for memory control. I'd sure like to be able to take a pill and forget all about my first wife....

[IronJack]

How do you explain the fact that my wife never forgets any mistake I make?

Oh ...

[larryjohnson]

Lift weights. Do NOT get HRT. If you can remember what weight,reps and sets you lifted a few days before...that's all the memory you need to progress. signed, your FReepersonaltrainer.

[eno_]

"Older men with relatively high levels of testosterone in their blood tend to outperform others in tests of memory"

Because it is so embarrassing to have a chick walk up to you and say "Remember meeeeee?"

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I heard that testosterone made men less happy. This helps explain why. A better memory....

[sauropod]

Not ONE word!

[Redcloak]

What they neglect to mention is that, while testosterone leads to better memory, it also leads to very selective memory. A typical memory log for an average male reveals this limitation...
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259325 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259330 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259335 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259340 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259345 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259350 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259355 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259360 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259365 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259370 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259375 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259380 Data: Thinking about sex
2002:11:01:18:32:45.001259385 Data: Thinking about sex

[gcruse]

That explains the...the...what was I going to say?
Oh, piddle. This makes me so mad I could slap someone.

[john in missouri]

Now the thing I don't like about this article is, um, er... damn... what was I going to say?

[buffyt]

I know that one reason my friends take estrogen after menopause is to improve memory. Maybe part of senility and dementia is just drop in hormone levels as we age. I have already warned my "adult" kids that they will be taking care of me when I get old. That is how I dealt with them when they were little. I knew they thought I always told them what to do, etc. I told them, "This is all just temporary, when you are adults and I am elderly, roles reverse, and YOU will be taking care of ME!" That always made them smile.

[xJones]

I guess it's a really bad sign if you keep forgetting where your car keys are.......uh oh.