Bill Clinton's painful seizure (Women grabs Clinton's private parts)

worldnetdaily ^ | 11/5/2002 | Les Kinsolving

[TLBSHOW]

Bill Clinton's painful seizure

It was reported in the Sept. 16 edition of U.S. News & World Report, together with an unforgettable artist's conception of the former president in eye-bulging pain.

But only WorldNetDaily, as well as late night TV personality Jay Leno followed up – on two successive nights. Leno had such comments as:

"For once Clinton was not pawing on women!"

The event took place in a closed-door Democrat fundraiser in Little Rock in August.

Secret Service agents were reportedly in the back of the room, when a strikingly pretty – and very intoxicated – woman, attending with a major donor, went into action.

On Oct. 25 in Cambridge, Md., I asked both the Democratic and Republican nominees for governor of Maryland the same question:

"The Washington Post reported this morning that 'some Democrats are running from Clinton. In his home state of Arkansas, Senate nominee Mark Pryor skipped an August rally, featuring the state's former governor. And a Pryor spokesman said: 'Pryor isn't from the Bill Clinton school of politics.'

"What's your reaction to that – and do you know what happened at that meeting?"

Neither Democrat Lt. Gov. Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, nor her Republican rival for governor Congressman Bob Ehrlich, knew what happened at that meeting in Little Rock.

So I asked them both about what U.S. News & World Report reported:

"The Sept. 16 edition of U.S. News & World Report – of which I have a copy if you'd like to inspect it – reported that during a Democrat meet-and-greet in August in Little Rock, observers saw – and this is a quote:

'A woman stepped from the receiving line and grabbed Clinton's private parts. They say Clinton was shocked but went through with the picture-taking.'

"Should President Bush be asked to direct the Secret Service to be more vigilant, so this will not happen when Mr. Clinton comes to Coppin State and the [Baltimore] Inner Harbor this afternoon?"

Lt. Gov. Townsend: Les, you have such a lovely smile! And you have a twinkle in your eye! And you know what? I think you should tell all your listeners that you are in Dorchester County, Md., at this extraordinary new hotel!

WND: You'd like not to comment?

Lt. Gov. Townsend: I think it's ridiculous.

WND: But they reported it – U.S. News & World Report!

Lt. Gov. Townsend Do you think that I think that everything reported is worthy of print? No. But I can tell you what is worthy – this amazing new resort …"

When I asked this same question of Republican Congressman Ehrlich, he responded:

"I think that's a tongue-in-cheek question – a famous Kinsolving question! And I believe that the former President Clinton should be protected. But he should have the say with regard to that type of an issue. And I will not answer that question in any greater detail. And I hope your microphone picks up my laughter."

[cmsgop]

He should wear a Cup then........

Well maybe Half of a Walnut Shell.......

[sauropod]

Kinsolving is a national treasure. Especially in Press Briefings with Ari(not answering the question) Fleischer...

[skeeter]

Whats surprising is she managed to find them on the first try.

[End Times Sentinel]

With all due respect, I don't think I'd refer to WJC's jewels as "private".

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[tracer]

Better put some ice on that, Bill. I hear tell that dry ice works best......

[UbIwerks]

Whats surprising is she managed to find them on the first try.

Don't let Slick Willie catch you saying that; you could get killed for saying such things as that prostitute found out.

[catonsville]

It can be tough living on the outskirts of Baltimore, but we get Kinsolving at full throttle and that relieves some of the pain;-)

[Saundra Duffy]

Bill Clinton is a rapist.

[mhking]

(Women grabs Clinton's private parts)

Whoa! Too much information!

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
This has come about after much badgering by you, my friends and extended family...

[Mr. Silverback]

Paging MadIvan...

Could this be some sort of payback for his activities at Blackpool? Maybe the lady in question works for Her Majesty's Secret Service and this is Tony's way of telling him to keep his eyeballs off Mrs. Blair's chest...

[Mudboy Slim]

Some dude needs to grab Slick's privates...HARD!!

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

[DownWithGreenspan]

"Grabbed" them with what? Tweezers?

DWG

[ChadGore]

hmmm I wonder if he "put some ice on that" ??

[AxelPaulsenJr]

What a striking contrast: A fellow, Klintoon, who is such a d*ck, having such a little one.

[mountaineer]

'A woman stepped from the receiving line and grabbed Clinton's private parts. They say Clinton was shocked but went through with the picture-taking.'

And immediately dispatched a Secret Service agent to invite the woman to Clinton's hotel room.

[desertcry]

Yes, she used a microscope with 10K magnification. She also had to twist her hand 90 dgress to the left while grabing.

[philman_36]

And I hope your microphone picks up my laughter.
Did anyone pick up the woman's?
They say Clinton was shocked but went through with the picture-taking.
And no pics? Those lousy photographers!
It'sa conspiracy, I tell ya!

[America's Resolve]

Laf! Musta been his little smokey. He certainly don't have the rest of the equipment.