Warrant Issued for O.J. Simpson in Florida minutes ago!!!

[kcvl]

Fox News just reported it!

[VaBthang4]

Racist Liberals gotta take this loss out on someone.

[stainlessbanner]

10-4 Good Buddy. Check it out:

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Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

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[Norman Arbuthnot]

Man...the good news just keeps rolling in!

This is getting surreal! What's next? OBL gets waxed by a Predator and it is captured on video? McAuliffe gets nailed for Global Crossing? The Clintons are indicted for any of the numerous crimes they have committed?

[Revolting cat!]

HERE'S THE LATEST NEWS DISPATCH:

The authorities are on the lookout for a lone, angry, white gun nut male, driving a white van with a ladder rooftop rack!

[capt. norm]

I the words of Johnny Cochran: "Nothing is official until it has been denied!"

[gcruse]

Sheeeitttt!!! LOL

[joesnuffy]

An OJ film festival opened in Miami
Impersonating an actor?

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It's universal proof that what goes around comes around.

[SpinyNorman]

Very nice, but did you make his complexion darker than it really is? LOL!!! You and Time(?) magazine!

[let freedom sing]

Look for a white Bronco-- OJ has a gun to his head and he's threatening to kill himself. He's being followed steadily by police escort, while motorists crane their necks at the spectacle. /sarcasm

[beachn4fun]

That is funnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!! Thanks for the laugh.

[Redbob]

Please keep me posted;
I've got to go take a shower...

[Holden Magroin]

A warrant...for what charges?

For murder? I don't know...

[Holden Magroin]

Better late than never! Get Johnnie on the phone!

[Marysecretary]

Oh, I bet that suits him to a Tee. (sorry, I'm giddy today.)

[EggsAckley]

Would that make it an Orange Alert?

Groan.......

[PaxMacian]

Last week he was no longer sure he is innocent.
Maybe he found the killer in the mirror.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/822149.asp?cp1=1

[ninonitti]

Can't they leave him alone? First he loses his wife and now this.

It is sad how people can be so cruel

[DainBramage]

Yep, par for the course.

[clintonh8r]

The clintons gave OJ the contract on McAuliffe...