To: The South Texan
How old is that bat now, 100?? She's so old she used to babysit LBJ. And when's her next scheduled face-ironing session?
6 posted on
11/07/2002 10:30:58 AM PST by
zingzang
To: zingzang
Takes a lot to get them wrinkles out!
To: zingzang
How old is that bat now, 100?? She's so old she used to babysit LBJ. And when's her next scheduled face-ironing session?
Beautiful! That's the best description of her I've ever heard and certainly the most accurate.
28 posted on
11/07/2002 1:33:32 PM PST by
seanc623
To: zingzang
Did you hear about Ann Richard's face lift?
When she came out from under anaesthesia the Dr. said "I have good news & bad news"
"The bad news is you still don't look very good, but the good news is I took out enough skin to make a pair of boots".
60 posted on
11/07/2002 5:05:47 PM PST by
Ditter
To: zingzang
Ann Richards is so old, she put her face on each day with Bond-O.
Ann Richards is so old, she farts dust.
Ba-dah-bing (Thank you very much)
To: zingzang
This woman belongs in a hash house, quoting the breakfast special to truckers.
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