Some people mistake that powerful smell of testosterone for body odor!
Is that what you're calling it these days? I can remember when it was referred to as pure Bravo Sierra.
ofMagog (AKA DonMorgan, A+bert, mutterer, cranky old SOB, etc.) is the owner of the pitiful Mobius Triangle. He is 104 years old and currently lives in a large, well fortified cabin on a mountain overlooking Telluride, Colorado with his 22 year old OB/GYN wife, “Mag,” their dog, “Dog,” and cat, “Thud.” He earns a modest income as international president of the Prevent Sun Burnout charity, funds being tactfully solicited via his devoted psychopathic employees Scuttlebutt and Billie, discussed below. He had transsexual surgery at age 44 and is no longer called “Shurly.” He is a disabled veteran, having stuck his head up when everyone else ducked. His rambling FR posts are usually insignificant and can be ignored.
COB1 is a 22 year old girl in Katy, Bermuda who has 2,345 photos of Princess Di and 234 Barbi dolls dressed like the Princess. She suffers severe anorexia and has a large wart on her nose. She is a very sweet person. She is penpals with several Freepers and other odd characters. She has worked in oil field “hotels” and is well known there as being cheap, but good. She is armed and dangerous.
LadyX is a 14 year old boy in Obscura, New York who when not posting on FR spends his time looking thorough his telescope at the sorority windows at the college across from his home. His dad is dean of men at the college and his mother teaches Texas history there. He is the only male student on campus who wears pantyhose.
Scuttlebutt is a 44 year old federal prisoner from Slidell, Native-American Territory who works in the prison computer room as a telemarketer for Nigerian investments. He was found guilty of saying nasty things about a Democrat congresswoman, who retaliated by marrying him.
mhking is a member of the Aryan National Survivalists Friends, a member of Project21 of Area51 Serious Investigators, and lives in the Idaho panhandle with his four teenage wives. He avoids normal fonts and other sensible activities; however, he has a certificate signed by psychologist ofMagog that he is not totally insane and loves small animals. His major source of information comes from here. He has not shot anyone in three years.
razorback-bert, a Bronx native, is senior instructor in Scandanuvian History at NYC’s Columbia University. He is quite urbane and a world recognized authority on Arkansas animal pornography, thus his Freeper name. He is a conservative, although somewhat opposed to smelly things. He is chief liquid tester aboard their spy ship.
Billie is from Poot, Texas and is also a federal prisoner, having slaughtered an entire herd of naugas for the Office Waiting Room Furniture Company of Ossippippty, Wisconsin. He is 76 years old and, like is cellmate, Scuttlebutt, is a telemarketer, selling electric Q-tips to mostly senior citizens in Florida. He has “Remember the Alamode” tattooed on his forehead. He is not to be messed with, tough as nails.
beowolf has been certified in seven states as criminally insane, having seventeen times painted “Beat Texas” in green paint on the grassy football field of Rutgers University, although said university does not play Texas. However, he is their faithful crew member and has never been seen in public in drag. He is well known as a conservative and should be watched carefully. As with the other psychoceramics listed here, he belonged the group who worked to overthrow congress.
Fred Mertz is a 47 year old, very ugly computer programmer from Hog Wallow, Kentucky. She was elected home coming queen in high school and married the school’s mascot, Jimmy Cockroach. They have ten children, two of which have been declared rather normal. She denies being paranoid. She works nights as a lap dancer. She is a master surfer. She is known to be quite tactful to the #$#%* dumba$$ idiots who disagree with her postings.
humblegunner, age 94, is president of the Texas Organization to Repeal the Second Amendment, of which there are three members, two of which are his children, three year old “Cannonfodder” and 17 month old “Not Mine.” When not busy sending massive emails to congress, he is busy in various environmental movements trying to save the few remaining naugas in the country. He matriculated several times on school yards, but the records were later erased due to good behavior. He was thrown out of a John Birch meeting in 1974 for telling the group they were too liberal,
Eaker is from Houston, Texas and is a nine year old computer prodigy at the University of Southern North Dakota, where he is concurrently majoring in computer science, astrobiology, fimblestrology, and campusology. He is also a chess master. His computer opponent In Idaho, mhking, has no idea Eaker is black, nor does Eaker since he has been blind from birth. He is dating three of his female professors.
Pippin and Carolinamom are 17 year old twin sisters who lived in Nebraska and are exceptional surfers. However, there is little surf in Nebraska. The girls are very busy with their junior high school activities, where both are cheerleaders and supporters of Voting Equality for Fellow Primates. They are very nice and date only Republican fraternity boys. They are said to be well behaved crew members of the Mobius Triangle” but are lousy cooks. They carry and know how to use! Very Dangerous!
Mama_Bear is married to Kathy in Alaska. (Don’t ask.) They live on Bootoulou Bayou, Louisiana and work for the McIlhenny Company making Tabasco. They say they enjoy stomping the berries and have not had to wash their feet in twenty years. They have seventeen children, the oldest two having completed junior high school and work with them at the Tabasco plant tightening bottle caps. The children have produced many paint-by-number works of art that are sold in the Tabasco Visitors Center at modest prices.
JustAmy was validictorian in 1963 of the four graduates of Loody High School, Loody, Californate. She later paid her way through Texas A&M selling crayons to her fellow students. She now lives in Washington, DC, is a four star general at the Pentagon, and is one of the few senior officers there who has a handlebar mustache. She had a mother who when born caused loud noises across the nation. Her hero is George Patton, thus the two pearl handled pistols on her lovely mauve belt.
Aquamarine is a palmist in Los Angeles, originally from the Republic of Georgia. She was born on the cusp of Orion when the moon of Aquarius was in the sixteenth house of Jupiter. Prior to becoming a conservative, she was advisor to then goobernor of Arkansas, Bill Clinton and his wife, Jennifer Flowers. Aquamarine is a penpal of federal prisoners Scuttlebutt and Billie, frequently mailing them various gifts, such as astrological maps, homemade prune cake, and other goodies. She hears music.
larryjohnson says he is not a mad scientist, that his perpetual still machine will someday be recognized by the military as an important contribution to modern warfare. He works in the San Diego main post office as a clerk and says it is his constitutional right to wear a sword to work. He has filed for several patents, the latest being for his pre-atomic dadnabbit pumpkin launcher. He is also Chief Scientist, weather forecaster, and depth finder aboard the infamous Mobius Triangle. He served with Stonewall Jackson as a meteorologist and terrible coffee maker. He is to be watched more carefully that the rest.
michigander lives in Haiti and is a tour guide there. He is also a Full Commander in the Haitian Navy. He speaks fluent patois, HTML, Nambian, and other useless languages. He is exceeding liberal and once was arrested for wanting to release all captive naugas. He was once arrested in Detroit for calling a maternity dress maker a mother frocker. He has been know to shoot liberals.
dutchess is an authority on football, having mastered such sayings as, “That boy came to play.” She won the Ohio watermelon seed spitting contest so many years in a row she was asked to cease entering the event. She has been married seventeen times and divorced three. She lives on child support from her former husband, Scuttlebutt.
feinswinesuksass (AKA Soren Kierkegaard) is a professor of Obfuscated Old High Germanic literature at Oxford and noted as quite a cricket player, possibly the only person on the planet who comprehends the game. He is a WWII veteran, having been a member of the team of Englishmen who invaded Wales on the night of November 9, 1943 and stole the secret code book on how to pronounce village names there, later to discover, unfortunately, no one was really interested. He is a noted authority on Twinkie dipping.
Freedom’sWorthIt is a recognized authority on several subjects, mostly on the proper use of apostrophes, Permian crossword puzzles and recipes for fried nauga. He is a great asset to the Mobius Triangle, having several times awakened the crew to the perils of equatorial icebergs. He has published several volumes on early Australian beer making and other interesting subjects. He gave up his lifetime membership in the Democrat party when he learned they do not give free peanuts at their parties, thus his Freeper name. He is to be considered armed and somewhat eccentric.
lodwick is a frequent contributor to the infuriating FR. He is a WWI veteran, having survived battles in several English pubs. He is happily married to what’s her name. He is somewhat conservative and has several stuffed liberals displayed in his den. He also should be watched very carefully as he also is active in the group wanting to overthrow certain congresspersons.
WVNan is fundamentalist preacher in West Vrginia. She has twelve 24X36 paintings on velvet of Elvis Presley and has made myriad trips to Graceland. She has invested considerable funds investigating his death and contends aliens fed him drugs and that he was a virgin. She is also busy chasing down rumors of his appearance in various Wal-Marts around the nation. She is seventeen years old. ofMagog gave her several psychological tests, all of which she failed, but she can appear sweet, but is well armed. She has the highest IQ of the crew, which isn’t saying very much. She has a large poster at the church entrance: GRAVITY: It’s the law.
There are several other shady characters who are or have been members of the crew. All such persons should be considered grossly odd and watched most closely. They may appear warm and sweet, but be well warned, they can be exceeding dangerous, especially with words.