[Jarhead_22]

"The Marines have landed and have the situation well in hand."
-Richard Harding Davis

"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency: we are winning."
-Colonel David M. Shoup, USMC, Tarawa

"Retreat hell! We just got here!" -Captain Lloyd Williams, USMC, Belleau Wood

"Have gone to Florida to fight Indians.
Will be back when war is over,

A. Henderson
Col. Commandant"
-Sign left on Colonel Archibald Henderson, Commandant of the Marine Corps' locked office door.

[John Lenin]

How about your buddy Ted, he's got a good one.

Nuclear war would really set back cable.

--Ted Turner