[Shermy]

Underage HMB alert? Darwin Alert? I couldn't figure which applies better.

I like the dad in this article. Blames himself, lack of culture, etc. He's well meaning, but in denial that his son is, well, stupid. Stupid people all over the world.

[Calvin Locke]

Dad? "He apparently left too much alcohol on his shirt,"

Dad apparently left something off before sex, some years ago.

As a matter of fact, I think his father left something off too.