[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to
see if he fancied a few beers.

Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's
appartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her
balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her
legs open.

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening".

So Superman did his Super thing in a split second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you
hear something?"

"No," said the Invisible Man. "But my ass hurts like hell!".

[airedale]

I guess it would be appropriate to point out that Superman was an illegal alien.

[weegee]

Reminds me of a short story I heard about Lois Lane's coupling with Superman, it was titled "Man Of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" (I'm not making this up!)