[Feiny]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying, "Yo"

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time.."
A southern fairytale begins - 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..

[cardinal4]

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a a crooked lawyer?

Chelsea!

[Dan from Michigan]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

O'Connell was walking down the street with a pint of Jameson in his back pocket. He slipped and fell and felt something wet run down his leg.

"Please God, let it be blood!"