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3 cajuns coming down the river in a boat...at the landing there is a game warden..as soon as the boat touches the bank, 1 guy jumps out and runs like hell down thru the woods...the game warden takes out after him...after about 1/2 a mile the warden tackles him....wrestles him to the ground and demands to see his fishing license...the coonass (cajun) says "sure officer and produces a current license...the game warden, breathing heavily (gasping) is really pissed...asks "if you have a license, why in the hell did you run???" coonass replies, the other 2 guys didn't have!!!!!!! yeeeeeee haaaaaaaw

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
So they can have 10-foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.

6. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

7. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

9. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna?
POTPOURRI.

10. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
See you next month.

11. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

12. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls

13. Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

14. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

15. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well
can you do?" Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, "Liver alone. Cheese mine."