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Monica arrives at her favorite dry cleaners to find that the usual counter person has been replaced by a hard of hearing man.

"Id like a stain removed, please." The worlds most recognizable intern said.

"Come again?" asked the hard of hearing chap.

"No, No" she answered quickly, "Just mustard."

[cardinal4]

During the dark days of the Clinton Occupation, his slickness was jogging around the reflecting pool when he saw written in urine in the snow, "Clinton sucks". Bill reportably came unglued and ordered the FBI director to find out who did it.

A day or two goes by before the director gets back to the impeached one.

"Well, did you find out who wrote it??" the visibly angry felattee in chief demanded.

"Yes, we did, Mr. President. The urine appears to belong to algore and the handwriting is Hillary's," Louie Freeh deadpanned.