[Mike Fieschko]

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

[fporretto]

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
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