[Cold Heat]

many of them able to shoot the deadlier kinds of bullets, to enter the private commercial market

For cryin out loud! What the heck are these people thinking! (like there is a safety bullet or something!)

[sheik yerbouty]

It is of subsonic velocity, ecompassed by a ribbed comdom.

[Redleg Duke]

Aw, consider the rag that printed this! These nitwits only want to believe that it is the instrument and not the person that commits any crime.