[mlmr]

And our kids even sing Christmas carols in public schools

No. Really. The featured song at our local public school's Holiday concert a few years ago was: drumroll please!

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall...

[Samwise]

You are kidding, right?

I'm not. Our kids sing Christmas carols. They sing about Rudolph, too. The programs are really quite lovely. I love listening to a children's choir.

I'm going to shock you even more. But you have to promise not to tell. Our schools are even used to hold --gasp-- church services!