This is a job for all of us who believe.
Say that reminds me...
A couple of years ago I found out right here on Free Republic that I was Jew. Yup! I made a post (I think it was on a Chanukah thread), wherein I typed "xmas". Somebody got worked up, and posted their own vanity thread about the "Christ killing Jews taking the Christ out of Christmas". My post was offered as Exhibit A proof of this Zionist plot.
But there's more to the story...
That very morning, before the [short-lived] thread appeared, a Jewish Freeper had made a comment to me, that the Lord has a way of revealing what tribe a person is from.
Oy vey. :-O