What is the Koran?

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[Landru]

"Thought you could get away with talking behind my back?"

Yea; guess so.
But, I knew I'd never get away with it.

"Landru, you have NO idea..."

*Moi* -- no idea??

...au contraire. ;^)

[hellinahandcart]

You may not believe it, Landru, but I can "tussle" and be "heaveninahandbasket" at the very same time.

And without being the least little bit "cranky" either. :P

[Landru]

"You may not believe it, Landru..."

You're right.
At best I'd be suspiciously cautious.

"...but I can 'tussle' and be 'heaveninahandbasket' at the very same time. And without being the least little bit 'cranky' either."

You can, huh?
I sure couldn't pull that kind of dual-role off.

Well now wait a minute; let's put that to the test, shall we?
Lemme find an asshole (to torment you) so I can see for myself exactly how you'll react. {~wincing~}
(~sorry; was a hanging curve I just couldn't resist.)

...it's an Aries sorta humor thing. {g}

[smoking camels]

Greg, I have a few questions.

1. Are you a democrat supporter?

2. Are you here to disrupt?

3. Why are you here?

4. Do you consider yourself a liberal?

[hellinahandcart]

I thought we might have been talking about two different things; now I'm positive...

[stand watie]

NOPE! i'm up to my ears in an SCV activity then.

are you coming down to the DC Chapter holiday party?

PLEASE small-case my screen-name;it's an Indian thing.

free dixie,sw

[KLT]

OK, small case it is...LOL

When is the DC party....maybe I'll come down....One never knows....

[stand watie]

i'm NOT sure yet-either the 7th or 14th.

free dixie,sw

[KLT]

I might be able to make it.....please keep me informed...

[stand watie]

yes ma'am. watch your mail!

free dixie,sw

[justshutupandtakeit]

Very true.

[Monty22]

The 'join us or die' mentality of the islamic tradition and world today (and for its entire history, from day 1) go to show just how scared they are that, deep down, they know their holy book is a collection of garbage.

People comfortable with their beliefs do not do this typically. This article, if even a little true, proves beyond all doubt that the koran is nothing more than the ranting and ravings of a middle-ages arabic egomaniac.

The more this becomes evident, the louder and more violent the islamic world will become. It'll *demand* that this is Satanic works, and not anything their perfect koran could possibly be a part of.

Therefore, the live in a lie. Their entire culture is based on BS. They have *nothing* of value to offer the planet.

Who is surprised when they attack us then? They are jealous. The Western civilization is more advanced in every possible way than the evil, backwards islamic world.

[philosofy123]

He did not read or write. He used a disgraced priest to write a bastardized version that is loaded with sex, and violence. The priest then went into a deep well with the book. Mohamed took his followers to the well, and said look here, God asked me to drop a rope in the well, and he will give me his KORAN! Voila, he dropped the rope in, the stupid priest tied the KORAN to it, and the ignorant bunch started shouting, what a miracle. Mohamed then commanded them to throw a stone in the well to kill show rejection of the devil. They still do till today, throw a stone in the same area.

[Torie]

I almost never do this, but I deem it appropriate to bring this character to your attention, to handle as the powers that be will. Among other things, he seems to be hawking some religion that he concocted in his basment, of which he is the prophet. I am not sure that really furthers the mission of this site.

He also seems to be a kook, but that is tanjential.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Sounds like you are recruiting from the same sty as the Black Muslims. Go right ahead but watch your back. It won't be a church which puts the knife into it.

[Monty22]

Torie, this guy's either a net kook (one of the kookiest) or is a skilled 'internet humorist'. That's someone who pretends to be as insane as possible to generate laughter.

Either way, I'm getting a good laugh from primus.