[Rocksalt]

There was a report on the local news last night about two wild turkeys that are following a postwoman and harrasing her when she gets out of her postal vehicle.She has taken to carrying a staff to protect herself from them.Fish and Wildlife has tried to catch them.But they are too quick to catch,they claim.This might bring the turkey hunters out-this woman needs protection and these turkeys are hampering the delivery of the US mail.Mmm Mmm.

[Dallas]

She should know, that a way to a turkey's heart is through his gobble. She should toss down some corn as a diversion, or garnish them with pepper spray.