[tomkow6]

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find
out that she's pregnant. She is furious. Here she's in the middle
of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to
her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts
screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's
going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you?
I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant
and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got
to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely
audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

[tomkow6]

A Greenville, Pennsylvania man bit off more
than he could chew when he robbed a home.
He broke into a home to steal the Thanksgiving
dinner that was left over from the family meal.

He had a hard time balancing the partially
eaten turkey, full relish tray, devilled eggs
and vegetables stacked on top of each other
and so left a trail of food leading right up
to his home.