[Orion]

First I thought this was a secret list of objectives from the Pro-Immigration Attorney Coalition. Then I got to the beer-station part and was convinced it was a letter from Ted Kennedy to the other pro-immigration Democrats. Not until I reached the section an banning clothing did Slick Willie's hand reveal itself. (shaking head) Those guys...

Actually, I was wondering what position on this humor-post would be opposed by the GWB Administration. I doubt anything would be opposed by them. Lots of illegals and no privacy are two priorities of modern Republicanism.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

The South Boston Sheep Squad is cutting edge. Actually, this is not entirely humor. I intend to carry this plan out and get local newspaper coverage. One day, I plan on having a satirical group make these demands in DC. If that doesn't get people to stop and think, nothing will.