Please do NOT allow our fuzzy wemyn and NYT neo-Stalinist buddies to Slanderously frame this argument as a 'feminist' issue when it is properly defined as clearly a racist attempt by the New York Times to prevent Tiger Woods from participating in the Master's tournament solely because he describes himself as 'non-white'.
I could really use some help down here in the language war. Realistically, however, I am waiting for the gentlemen and ladies in the debating society to quietly smile and politely wait their turn until they are blind-sided and black-jacked by the jackbooted National Socialist dykes who are surely waiting for them.
We need to define the argument repeatedly and unambiguously.
A rat is a dog is a pig is a feminist (...with profound apologies to rats, dogs and pigs...).
And now Tiger has no opinion on Augusta...
I get the impression you say this with some level of jest, but its true. Why didn't they call on Phil Mickelson, #2 in the world, to boycot?