[The UnVeiled Lady]

Help Canada spend more on gun registration!

call the toll free registration number.

1-800-731-4000

You will get a prerecorded message concerning bringing and using guns into Canada.
You can also use the system to repeat the message for you.

It costs the Canadian government money, and costs you nothing!

[DarthRaven]

Hey honey, as soon as I get off-line I'm dialing that number!

[jodorowsky]

As a Canadian citizen I invite you all to call

1-800-731-4000

Enjoy our world-famous Canadian hospitality, and stay on the line as long and often as you can spare. Autodial is not abuse.

Please waste my fellow Canadians' money, with my compliments.