Ronald McDonald buried in Jenin

JENIN, Israeli-0ccupied Palestine-December 8th. Palestinian Militants carry the dead body of Ronald McDonald to a pauper's grave outside of Jenin. McDonald, late of West Covina, California, had moved to the Palestinian refugee camp after the Israeli invasion in April. Shortly thereafter, he opened a McDonald's restaurant with a loan from a Saudi holding company.

Ronald McDonald in happier times

Palestinian sources indicated that McDonald had been denounced as an Israeli spy by Hamas militants who run a 7-11 Convenience Store in the neighborhood. McDonald was killed Thursday evening by two Palestinian assailants wielding a flamethrower and a white phosphorous grenade. One assailaint administered the "coup de gras" to Mr. McDonald's smoking corpse with what appears to be a round from a 9mm Makarov automatic pistol.

Palestinian Authority police were still investigating at last report.

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