"RE-Impeach!!"

I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bitch, Bill Clinton!!

Bill, no more shall you walk around FRee, Willie!!
You know MUD's got the best thing in town now baby.
Right's got all the proof of Treason, Willie!!
Bring your lovin' straight to me now baby.

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!< RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!

Well, we're gonna FReep you like the Queer you are...
Sing you sweet songs from MUD's TobackkyBar!!
MUD's got tricks he ain't never used.
Give in, WillieClinton, you shall be abused!!

I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bitch, Bill Clinton!!

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!
RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!

Thank you, sir, for your kind words and for your service to this Nation.

"Justice will be served with William Jefferson Blythe Clinton's head served up on a golden platter!!"

Now THAT, well, I just like saying it again...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")

We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups...
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!

We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists...
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!

CHORUS:
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!

Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!

We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!

Mudboy Slim

"Take It to the Senate!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")

Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playing The Fool.
Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like his tools!!
You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!
But these crimes we've seen lately...
Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!

So join me on the high road and tell Slick, "It's Time!!!"
Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach RAT's Slime!

Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money.
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes.
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow,
Slick'll do Prison Time!!

I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come storming back, we're on the attack, next time, we'll whup RATS more!!

So join me on the high road...Slick shouldda Resigned!!
Take it to the Senate...Convict RAT's Slime!!

Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach Bill Clinton...
Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time...

(Chorus to fade)

MUDBOY SLIM

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
It's that simple, folks, and it starts with you...MUD

1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

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