"RE-Impeach!!"

The MudCave | 7 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"RE-Impeach!!"
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Wrap It Up")

I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bitch, Bill Clinton!!

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!

Bill, no more shall you walk around FRee, Willie!!
You know MUD's got the best thing in town now baby.
Right's got all the proof of Treason, Willie!!
Bring your lovin' straight to me now baby.

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!< RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!

(solo)

RE-Impeach...Imprison!!
RE-Impeach...Fer Treason

Well, we're gonna FReep you like the Queer you are...
Sing you sweet songs from MUD's TobackkyBar!!
MUD's got tricks he ain't never used.
Give in, WillieClinton, you shall be abused!!

I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bitch, Bill Clinton!!

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!
RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!

(FReep!! FReep!!)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Felling the TyrantThug BillClinton--politically, legally, and constitutionally--is something we MUST endeavor to accomplish!! 'Cuz to accept the Evil that is so rampant in Bill Clinton's character and his Administration is to accept--and condone--Tyranny!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

5/15/02...I still think we've got to drive the stake in the Clinton years by having a National Debate on how our ex-POTUS is a Liar, Felon, Rapist, Murder-Conspirin', Mass-Murderin' Traitor and Abuser of Power and whether he deserves to live out the remainder of his years as a free man with US pickin' up the tab!! How can we maintain a straight face as we scold these third-world nations for their "human rights abuses" when America doesn't have the GUTS to hold anybody accountable for Waco and the Slaughter of Kosovar Serbs?! Dubyuh's gotta unLeash Justice (aka John Ashcroft) and Take to the Offensive vis a vis the ClintonCrimes and the Increasingly-Omnipotent Federal Leviathan!!

'Tis the Right's Destiny...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

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[Digger]

Seems to me that the only one activily seeking some justice is Larry Klayman. Apparantly he & senator cellulite legs will be deposed on several issues as Klayman's cases are being thrownback from the appeals.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Apparently Slick & SenatorCelluliteLegs [aka TheHildaBeast] will be deposed on several issues as Klayman's cases are being thrownback from the appeals."

Good to hear, my FRiend...and good to see YOU!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Seems to me that the only one activily seeking some justice is Larry Klayman."

Not from what I hear...Keep Truckin' and Justice Shall Be OURS!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Down With the Presidency!!"

"The presidency has systematically stolen the liberty won through the secession from Britain. From Jackson and Lincoln to McKinley and Roosevelt Junior, from Wilson and FDR to Truman and Kennedy, from Nixon and Reagan to Bush and Clinton, it has been the means by which our rights to liberty, property, and self government have been suppressed. I can count on one hand the actions of presidents that actually favored the true American cause, meaning liberty. The overwhelming history of the presidency is a tale of overthrown rights and liberties, and the erection of despotism in their stead."

Hmmmmm...IMHO, the President who signs the legislation eliminating the draconian infringements upon liberty contained within ThePatriotAct will go down as one of The Best Presidents in American History!!

IMHO, it'll be Dubyuh...MUD

[jla]

Hey, Jayhawker...ain't it about time you did justice to some Haggard tunes??

...rollin' downhill like a liberal headed for Hell...

[RonF]

Ah, you can't impeach someone who's not in office ....

[JoeSixPack1]

Ah, you can't impeach someone who's not in office ....

His keeper is now in office. It's her turn.

[Mudboy Slim]

"you can't impeach someone who's not in office...."

Don't be silly...of course you can.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"His keeper is now in office. It's her turn."

No, my FRiend...IMHO, it is still Slick Willie's turn to be brought to Justice. Once a REAL Impeachment Trial is held in the Senate, the HildaBeast will have to recuse herself, meaning the ForcesOfJustice only need 66 votes to Convict Der SchleekMeister for his Crimes against Humanity (and America)!!

I, for one, am not willing to pick up the tab for Bill Clinton to live happily ever after despite the knowledge that Clinton is a Liar, Felon, Rapist, Mass-Murderer, Traitor, and Tyrant. Re-Impeachment AND CONVICTION will address those inequities.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"ain't it about time you did justice to some Haggard tunes??"

SHEEEEESH, I LOVE Merle and can't believe I haven't FReeped him yet. I will haveta remedy that, mi amigo. Thanks fer pointin' out my oversight.

Merle Haggard Tunes

FReegards...MUD

[JoeSixPack1]

I would love to see it happen. But we have geldings for politicians so I won't hold my breath.

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Soldier's Christmas"

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.

Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep
in perfect contentment, or so it would seem.
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
and I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

"What are you doing?" I asked without fear
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts,
to the window that danced with a warm fire's light
then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night"

"Its my duty to stand at the front of the line,
that separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.

My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December,"
then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red white and blue... an American flag.

"I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home,
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat,
I can carry the weight of killing another
or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers
who stand at the front against any and all,
to insure for all time that this flag will not fall."

"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone.
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.

For when we come home, either standing or dead,
to know you remember we fought and we bled
is payment enough, and with that we will trust.
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.

Michael Marks
December 7th, 2000
marksman@patriot.net"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW...sure there are a lotta gelding politicians, but they will wilt before our endless JihadFerJustice, my FRiend!! Justice fer Clinton will occur becuz the Sheeple DEMAND it occur!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Joy To the World!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Joy to the World")

Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!**
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!
Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom...
Help Mudboy and his Band sing...
Let Justice the New Year bring...
FReep Clinton and Justice the New Year'll bring!!

Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows...
Networks infest our Minds!!!**
Ignore Left's spin...Rush'sPower grows...
RightWing must show some spine!!
We'll fight to break the Elites' Power...
Far out, Left's Curse is found...
Next, Dems shall fear our Power...
Far out, FAR OUT!! Left's Power is DONE!!

Joy to the World! Let FReedom Ring!!
Let men their songs employ!!

(Good guitar pickin' by Ol' Three-Fingers Vesuvius...aka Mordecai...long story)

Repeat resounding joy...
We FReep with Ol' Mudboy...
We FReep...we FReep...with boundless Joy!!**

Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace...
We'll break Tyrant poltroons!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace...
We'll smite thy Left's in ruins!!
The Glories of Good Righteousness!!
And wonders of Right's Love...
Slick Willie whacks his pud...
The Righteous Right shall sling Good Mud!!

Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!

** = FReeperGal Chorus, of course.

Merry Christmas, everyone...MUD

451 posted on 12/25/2001 0:58 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

I think FReepin' Christmas Carols is a great idea...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"May justice prevail...
With the perps in jail...
All hail, no bail..."
On a cold cell floor,
Slick'll be impaled!!"

Don't fergit, SlixMYbi+c#...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

(Slick Ain't) "Tuff Enuff!!"
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Tuff Enuff")

I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees...
Ain't no doubt about it, WillieBoy, Right Shall RE-Impeach!!
We'll wrestle with yer Liars in Left's Medyuh Whore'd...
It's all Right, Willie...you Chi-Com Whore!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!

Fer the Truth, Willie, I shall always FReep!!
Nothin' we'll do to you that's too rough fer me!!
Slick caused Waco's burnin' buildings and young children Bill hurt...
We'll FReep Willie 'til he's six feet under dirt!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!

(conservativemusician rippin' it on guitar)

I shall FReep 24 hours, 7 days a week...
So the Sheeple know it's Justice We Seek!!
I LOATHE Slick fer his TREASON and I LOATHE Slick fer his Goons!!
I know Justice is Right...Rush Shall Play MUD's Tunes!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!

Bill, take yer hands of the money that I've earned...
Bite me, all you Effete Lib'rals...Left's Been Spurned!!
I'll fight the Lib'ral state...Fight Osama Willie!!
Just to git some Justice, don't you see?!!

Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!!
Slick ain't tuff enough!!
Left ain't tuff enough!!
RATS ain't tuff enough!!
Slick, Right Shall Be Rough!! YEAH!!

(Guitar jammin' to fade...)

Slick Willie's Days as a FReeMan are dwindlin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"E-FReep the House Judiciary Committee"

FReeper "mickie" was kind enough to send me the email addresses for all the GOP members of the House Judiciary Committee in a string form. Anybody who wants to get a message to those with the power to commence the Re-Impeachment Process, copy/paste the following list onto your email and rant away!! They'll get the message...

hhyde@WWWA.com, sensen09@mail.house.gov, bill.mccollum@mail.house.gov, (no E, web site) www.house.gov/gekas, howard.coble@mail.house.gov, rep.smith@mail.house.gov, (web) www.house.gov/gallegly, rep.charles.canady@mail.house.gov, (Goodlatte) talk2bob@mail.house.gov, www.house.gov/chabot, barr.ga@mail.house.gov, rep.jenkins@mail.house.gov, asa,hutchinson@mail.house.gov, pease@mail.house.gov, cannon.ut03@mail.house.gov, (Rogan) jer@mail.house.gov, www.house.gov/graham/, www.house.gov/bono, www.house.gov/bachus/, (Scarborough) fl01@mail.house.house.gov

FReepers...bookmark this for later use, it makes emailing a whole lot easier than going one by one. I'll add a list of Media contacts later on as well, split between Conservatives and the Vast, Left-Wing Media Whore'd for CCing.

Let Capitol Hill HEAR about your OUTRAGE, IT WORKS...MUD

1 Posted on 04/28/2000 12:56:32 PDT by Mudboy Slim

This email list is outta date, but we'll get it updated once the new appointments are made early next year and let the folks know that The Right's Got Some UnFinsihed Bid'ness to Attend to vis a vis Der SchleekMeister!!

FReegards...MUD

[VOYAGER]

Unless and until the foul Clintons are roundly and soundly defeated publicly with a majority of the Liberal Left(Media and powerful Dems)openly and persistently participating there will be no justice meted out to these two America haters.

The only reason these two seemingly are invincible and untouchable is there is no concerted National Outrage exhibited by the powerful left(media and Dems)and cowardly Republic leadership.

These two foul individuals and their influence along with their fellow travelers must and again I say must be expunged from the National and private life of America.

The very day this begins to become a reality the gloom, darkness and national apathy will begin to lift from our economy and our private and national life.

America will never again be admired and envied as long as we hold them, their foul politics and activities to our National bosom and walk in fear of these two demons.

When the lights(and they will)go on again in our lovely America it will be a great day and a new beginning.

Praise God, from whom all blessings flow!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Unless and until the foul Clintons are roundly and soundly defeated publicly with a majority of the Liberal Left (Media and powerful Dems) openly and persistently participating there will be no justice meted out to these two America haters."

This may surprise you, but I actually agree with you. Still, that is the beauty of going after Clinton with everything we have...many on the Left will go down in flames before the FascistDemonRATS abandon their patron saint!! The SocialistLeft will go so far as to argue that demonstrable Presidential Bribery and Treason and MassMurder are just hunky-dory when committed by DerSchleekMeister, but the Sheeple will not follow them down that road, and the RATS will become a ThirdParty by the end of this decade!!

"The only reason these two seemingly are invincible and untouchable is there is no concerted National Outrage exhibited by the powerful left(media and Dems)and cowardly Republic leadership."

We do not need the RINOs and the RATS to generate the National Outrage required to bring the DespoticDuo to Justice...we've got the Power to make this issue a front-burner issue and the RAT Medyuh will be suckin' hind ti++y and tripping over themselves to raise the ante on punishing Slick Willie!! It's gonna be a HOOt!!

"The very day this begins to become a reality the gloom, darkness and national apathy will begin to lift from our economy and our private and national life."

IMHO, the national apathy already began to lift on 9/11/01, and OUR National LustFerJustice will not end with Osama bin Laden and Sodom Hussein...ultimately, Justice will be served with William Jefferson Blythe Clinton's head served up on a golden platter!!

"America will never again be admired and envied as long as we hold them, their foul politics and activities to our National bosom and walk in fear of these two demons."

Couldn't agree more, my FRiend!!

"When the lights (and they will) go on again in our lovely America it will be a great day and a new beginning. Praise God, from whom all blessings flow!"

Yep...America, Bless God...MUD