A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-10-02

FreeTheHostages and Billie | Billie; FreeTheHostages

[Balata]

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Now you are sure to win with that entry as well as your other one.

[Balata]

I here for the fun and the friends.

[Balata]

Thanks, I guess I have to officially enter it.

FreeTheHostages, & MUD, plese see Post #461 for another entry.

Thanks...Balata

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

ping me when they wake up from their hangovers and announce the winner. I hope you win!!! And flyer too!!! Does the winner get free passage on the next FReeper cruise?

[Balata]

I wish, that would be great. I think the winner gets a copy of the Clinton Cook Book and maybe something else. Here's my dog.

[Balata]

Good Night, TaRa. Thanks, it's been fun. Talk to you tomorrow.#;^)

[uglybiker]

Somebody call the authorities! He's in posession of one of those eeeeevil 5-gallon toilets!!

[Pippin]

Thank You for that nice warm bear hug, (((DAISY)))

[lodwick]

Great post at 395 - you and MUD! judge helped make yesterday a most festive and fun day here. Thank you.

[lodwick]

New meds for women:

Damitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

St. Mom's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

Empty Nestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

Peptobimbo
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

Dumerol
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

Flipitor
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

Antiboyotics
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

Menicillin
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can we get naked now?"

Buyagra
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

JackAsspirin
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

Antitalksident
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

Sexcedrin
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

Ragamat
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

[Pippin]

GHEE, LODDY!

You're up early!

Waiting for FTH's and MUD's verdict?

[lodwick]

Good morning back there Pip - happy hump day to ya.

Big happenings for you this weekend: is everything good to go? I hope.

[Pippin]

so far so good!

I just hope the weather co-operates! We're getting freezing rain and ice today in Maryland.

[lodwick]

Yikes! I hate it when that happens on moving day. ;-)

[Pippin]

me too!

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Yes, it is indeed a gingerbread house with Santie Claus leavin the wee cute roof top. You mean it had not been posted??? (I was up ALL night baking it) BTW: All the toilets I posted were made of gingerbread and painted.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

A gingerbread neighborhood