First off, don't tell my boss about my maladies...LOL!! And second off, never believe a word FTH tells ya...she's in the legal profession so lying comes second nature to her!!
"But not to worry, IF I could only buy you a plane ticket (round-trip, no less) to Texas you would fit in wonderfully with my family and we could give you a collector's dream of 88 Beanie Babies. But your Worshipfullness would never accept a bribe, so...oh well....."
Although I loathe the Plowboys, I love Texas...and of course I would never consider the plane ticket a bribe...when do I leave?! )8^D!!
FReegards...MUD
Your most excellent Excellency, everybody in Texas is allowed to hate Jerry Jones, the COWBOYS owner, affectionately known as "the other Goober from Arkansas".
It restores my faith in humanity to know that bribes are beneath you, even though your equally honorable partner might seem (to the crass-minded) to have been soliciting them. Just one little bitty insignificant question - since we aren't talking about bribes here - when do I get the prize?