He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!!
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
FReegards...MUD
Brick to the head leads to helicopter ride
By MIKE CONWAY
BEE STAFF WRITER
MERCED -- Detective Curt Gorman is used to dealing with people who run afoul of the law. But not necessarily the law of gravity.
Gorman figured the city had another murder early Sunday, when dispatchers called him at home and said someone had been shot in the back of the head.
"I'm getting dressed and thinking, a gunshot to the head. It's Christmastime. It's got to be a homicide," Gorman said Monday.
A Riggs Ambulance Service crew sent to the 600 block of East Main Street found a man bloody and unconscious.
Officers began securing the crime scene and knocking on doors to find out if neighbors had seen or heard anything suspicious.
Officers soon called Gorman and told him to go back to bed.
"The neighbors said the victim was intoxicated and wanted to see how far he could throw a brick into the air," Gorman said. "He threw it up in the air a couple of times trying to get it higher.
"The last time he threw it up into the air, he lost sight of it because it was dark. It hit him in the back of the head."
The man was taken by helicopter to a Modesto hospital, Gorman said. The victim's name and condition were not available. He was believed to be in his 20s.