[xJones]

xJones (deadly failure to ensure that the pretzels were chocolate-coverd)

I protest! I swear I protest!. In the history of all sucking up, was anyone more Smooed than moi? I exposultate, I regurgitate, I fabricate - and you should know that this false slur of a slander of a liar of being under-bribed by me, will not be unforgotten. You can get someone else to chocolate-cover your pretzels, some things are beneath anyone.

.LOL!

[xJones]

And Billie, I register my protest with you because you're the only honest person I know. :D