[Dubya]

"Thief in the house"




A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.

She whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house."

"Yes, dear," her half-awake husband mumbles. "But in our defense, there are even more in the Senate."

[Billie]

That's so funny! True, of course, but oh so funny!