"...None by me either, well the wife wants to go the Birch Run outlet mall this weekend. There is a place, Tony's they make a BLT w/1# ... of bacon on it. I think I'll take her!!..." Do it!
And think of me when you're eating the big bacon burger...
Let a little grease run out of the corner of your mouth and drip on the table...
And when your wife looks upset and hisses, "Bill! What the Hell is wrong with you!?!"
Look straight ahead, with a thousand yard stare, and whisper solemnly, "Shhh Baby.... It's for a buddy who can't be here..."
Of course, be prepared for your FR time to be curtailed as a result.
All I have to do is point to the tomato sause drippng from her mouth from the Itialan sausage
sub she's eating, and that will be it!! OMG we have to go on Saturday, I can just taste the BACON. BTW, the fries are the best. Good thing we only go there
once a year LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!