Well, people want to know, so I should just mention:
The judges' decision from yesterday's contest can be viewed
here. First place: jwfiv. Tied for second: Mixer beats out WvNan for cute photos by a dog whisker, and Pippin ties with Mixer for second. Third: DaisyScarlett's excellent bribes get her third. She looked out for us, so we looked out for her. Numerous hilarious honorable mentions, including lodwick (special award) and balata.