[NYDave]

VP candidate? How about the old lady who wiles away her day sitting in a plastic chair in my little corner deli. The age is about right but, bbbrrrrrrrrrrr....., when I picked up my newspapers this morning, she had bandages all over her face. She'd be a good companion on a ticket with Strom.

I do give the guy credit, though. How many of us will make it to 100, even sire children at a late age?

[ewing]

How about Bob Hope for VP?

At least Strom would have someone to talk to..