The Top 10 Strom Thurmond Holiday Pickup Lines by Strom Thurmond.10. "Is that a banana in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? I'd really like to know. I can't feel below my neck."
9. "So, is it true that y'all can vote now?"
8. "So, Miss Smith, you were a topless dancer *and* a Playboy model? Did you know I am rich"
7. "Want a hit off this oxygen?"
6. "Am I in heaven? 'Cause you look like an angel. No, really -- am I dead yet?"
5. "If I said you had a nice body, would you give me one of your kidneys?"
4. "You make my heart skip a beat... and another... and another... uh-oh..."
3. "Ever date anyone who's 700 in dog years?"
2. "Baby, these sheets ain't just for wearin'."
and the Number 1 Strom Thurmond Pickup Line...
1. "If you come over to my house for Christmas dinner you can meet Senator Lott."