To: All
One of Jwfiv's reasons for God's presence: His elevation of George W. Bush to President in our time of need.
To: All; carlo3b
A final reprise: Pippin's award-winning TOP TEN GIFTS TO GIVE MY LIBERAL COWORKERS.
(10) Autographed copy of Carlo3b's Clinton legacy cookbook.
(9) MUDBOY slim's montage of Rush Limbaugh holding "baby" Daschle over the balcony railing
(8) A copy of Lodwick's cartoon from Nov. 7th, with a guy that's being rained on and the guy in the sunshine asking if the first guy were a democrat and the cartoon of President Bush as a hunter with a Donkey trophy and space on the wall for Saddam and Osama.
(7) Authgraphed picture of President Bush.
(6) Lifetime membership in Al-Quada.
(5) A date with Hilary (for the men)
(4) A date with Sen. Daschle (for the women)
(3) All expenses paid trip to Baghdad
(2) Picture of Clinton in prison outfit (Autographed by Sean Hannity)
(1) and thw number ione item to give to the liberal coworker:: (DRUM ROLL PLEASE!)
An Anthology of MUDBOY slim's rewritten Christmas Carols!
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