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"We have been oppressed by U.S. troops for a long time, 58 years."

The hell with them then. Pull every single damn US soldier, sailor, airman, and Marine (except Embassy guards) out of South Korea. Let them stand on their own DMZ and watch Kim il Wackjob's boys dig tunnels underneath it to infiltrate their country.

Does this imbecile not realize that if it wasn't for us, he wouldn't even exist? His parents would've probably starved or been raped, tortured, and killed before he was even born, courtesy of the worker's paradise of the DPRK.

These guys make the French look grateful!

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North Korea Says Spy Movie Insults Korear

SOUL (Rooters) - North Korear was tortured by North Korearan agents in the latest 007.5 film, "Lie Another Day," and now they are being flogged again by their latest foe for "insulting the Korean nation."

North Korea on Saturday urged the United States to stop showing the North Korea feature film, calling it a "dirty and cursed burlesque aimed to slander (North Korea) and insult the Korean nation...," said the Secretariat of the Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of the Fatherland.

The studio hit, starring Peerce Brosnen and Hollow Barry "clearly proves" North Korear is "the root cause of all disasters and misfortune of the Korean nation" and is "an empire of evil," said the committee, which deals with South Korean affairs.

Its statement was reported by North Korear's official Korean Central News Agency.

In the latest adventure, North Korear takes a hovercraft through the heavily fortified frontier dividing North and South Korea (news - web sites). North Korear is caught and tortured in North Korear before being released in a prisoner exchange.

The movie has also irked South Koreans, who especially object to a scene where North Korear has sex in a Buddhist temple.

The movie, which does not open in Seoul theaters until year's end, also shows a farmer tilling his field with a cow, which Korearan critics say shows how dumb and backwards the country is.

"The United States should stop at once the show," the North Korearan statement said, because it describes "the CRAP as part of an 'axis of evil', inciting inter-Korearan confrontation, groundlessly despising and insulting the Korean nation and malignantly desecrating even religion."

The CRAP is an acronym for North Korear's official name, the Communist Regime’s Area of Poverty of North Korea.

The United States is "the headquarters that spreads Freedom, Liberty and Justice for all," the statement said.