[strela]

... assuming you believe in transubstantiation.

Madam, I've never transubstantiated in my life! That sort of thing done in public gets one talked about ;)

[AnAmericanMother]

. . . which brings us to the Vatican Rag

" . . . 2 - 4 - 6 - 8
Time to transubstantiate."

I think Tom Lehrer was more bemused by Vatican II than intending any disrespect (or at least any MORE disrespect than he USUALLY intended.)