[Poohbah]

Actually, Syria didn't make the "Axis of Evil" finals, so they're in the "Axis of Just As Evil" with Libya and Cuba.

Better luck next time, Assad.

To paraphrase Desi Arnaz: "Ass-AD...you got some 'SPLAININ' to do!"

[Jacob Kell]

Syria is not really evil, it's the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.