[Tex-Con-Man]

That Larry, he'll sure get to the bottom of this...Clinton/Gore are in trouble now, YESSSIRRREEEE!...That legal pit-bull Klayman is on the case...SUPER(Klay)MAN = Truth, Justice, the American Way...Bill/Al, you can run but you can't hide, LKlay is HOT on the trail...Inspector Gordon, time to reach for the Klay-PHONE...Man-Oh-Man, trouble in River City, and that starts with "T" and that rhymes with "B" and that stands for Bill...

[bert]

That Larry,

He looked me in the eye and told me he would get them. I worry that he was insincere.