[Capriole]

Subarus have been so successfully marketed to lesbians (notice the Martina Navratalova ads, along with various LPGA pros) that they're commonly referred to as "Lesbarus"...

Damn, I wish someone had mentioned this to me before I bought one. I never noticed any ads aimed at lesbians; I just knew I wanted a car I could take into muddy fields when reenacting, haul lots of horse equipment around in, and still get reasonable gas mileage. So I bought an Outback wagon, and it's been great. But lesbians?! Who'd a thunk it? Why do lesbians need Subarus?

[HumanaeVitae]

Oh, Subarus are good cars. Subaru didn't start marketing the car to lesbians...lesbians just liked them for some reason...so, they picked up on it and apparently it's worked for them.

[HumanaeVitae]

"Damn, I wish someone had mentioned this to me before I bought one."

Oh well...looks like you'll just have to come out of the closet as a male lesbian.