[Capriole]

looks like you'll just have to come out of the closet as a male lesbian.

Hopeless. I'd never pass as a male anything.

That does it--I'm going to trade the Lesmobile in on an F-250 x-cab with a trailer hitch in the middle of the loadbed.

[FreedomCalls]

Or maybe this?

[HumanaeVitae]

First, I'm sorry I assumed you were a man...the internet *is* anonymous. Second...not everyone who drives a Subaru is pegged as a lesbo...wow, now I feel bad.

But, hey facts are facts. Those Martina Navratalova/LPGA commercials were put out for a reason...