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Ford to market Jaguar to gay consumers
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| 12/17/2002
| Reuters
Posted on 12/17/2002 2:01:49 PM PST by www.corvettewave.com
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Comment #21 Removed by Moderator
To: Moleman
I doubt his directions included anything about going straight.
To: wideawake
I'm confused - what exactly does "oppressed" mean?
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It means: "Not getting anything you want whenever you want it."
To: www.corvettewave.com
Stereotypes sometimes are rooted in the truth. Wouldnt you say? This guy might buy a jag.
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posted on
12/17/2002 2:59:52 PM PST
by
Brasky
To: Dan from Michigan
,,, pink with brown seats BUMp.
To: meenie
Oh, I see. They will put the condoms over the cell phones to help eliminate accidents caused by talking usafely on the cell phones.
To: yankeedame
Oh that's right. I forgot.
Guess where the stick shift will be?
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posted on
12/17/2002 3:13:59 PM PST
by
incoate
To: JohnMac
They will have to rename it "The Probe".
Uggh..
I have the misfortune of owning one of these.
Besides having some kind of stealth aerodynamics that sucks snow from the roof and deposits it in the drivers, seat no matter how carefully you open the door my pal also makes fun of the name.. Whenever he passes me on the road he puts his index finger in the air and twists it around, simulating a proctologist..
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posted on
12/17/2002 3:25:15 PM PST
by
Jhoffa_
To: wideawake
Nobody will be able to afford the insurance on these Jags because they'll almost all become involved in rear enders.
To: Rome2000
Come see the brand new "Gerbil KYJ"!
To: Enterprise
In another development, Roman Emperor Seizur Ballis said he is going to feed gays to jaguars. So just how many gays can you get into a Jaguar? No really, tell me... Less filling or tastes great?
To: TightSqueeze
So just how many gays can you get into a Jaguar? You have to ask? I would think a guy named 'TightSqueeze' would have first hand knowledge of such things.
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posted on
12/17/2002 3:40:52 PM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Enterprise
"They will put the condoms over the cell phones..." Of course...how else do you expect them to prevent hearing AIDS? There is no excuse for unprotected aural sex!
To: www.corvettewave.com
Can you imagine how horrified you'd be if you just plopped down $40k or whatever they cost to have one of these and the next day Ford anounced they were making it the official gay status car?
To: JohnMac
ROFLMAO at that one!
To: www.corvettewave.com
To: pepsi_junkie
Has anybody told the Jacksonville football team about this yet??? The Jaguar auto is....and I am not making this up...their OFFICIAL TEAM CAR!!
To: TonyRo76
Introducing...the Ford Faguar!
Crown Pricktoria
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posted on
12/17/2002 4:49:22 PM PST
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WKB
To: WKB
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12/17/2002 6:00:32 PM PST
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WKB
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