[dead]

"Bill, I can launder some of the money we got from the chinks to help you finance your new house. You should look in Chappaqua, it doesn't get "too dark" there at night, if you know what I mean."

- Terry McAuliffe, intercepted cell phone conversation, 2/13/2000

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHA...judges, we have an entry!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick, I can grease ya down with some of the payola we got from the Chi-Coms to help to feel yer pain, you MostPowerfulManInTheWorld, you!! Bill, seriously hon, does this Blue Teddy make me look fat?!"

- Terry "PUNK" McAuliffe, to SlickWillie, pillow-talk...2/13/2000

"Naww, BOY...now, git them sweet cheeks over here and sit on Santa's lap!! Oooh, I love those fishnet stockings, you PUNK!!"

William Jefferson Clinton, to his PunkButtBoy, pillow-talk...2/13/2000

BWAHAHAHA...as a judge, my entries shall be excluded from eligibility...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

Dead, this is a very very good entry. Serious competition.